I’m okay with not getting TFA Season 4, as long as we get a series about Sumac and Megatron getting embroiled in a custody war over Sari. Just imagine: a short, pudgy professor and TFA Megatron’s Holomatter avatar (a tall, albino British Gentleman) sitting in a courtroom and arguing over Sari. (Sure, Megatron COULD take Sari by force, but he wants to make sure the Government doesn’t come after him. Also, she’d hate him. So he uses his Avatar and goes through legal channels.)

decepticonsensual:

PFFT. 😀

Isaac:  But I’ve been Sari’s primary caretaker since she was a baby!

Megatron:  Only because you kept her from me!  While you had me locked up in your attic!

*mutterings in the court*

Megatron:  *cranking up the tears*  And – and he lets her run around with those terrible, dangerous robots, those Autobots!

Judge:  Hmmm.  Am I given to understand, Mr. Megatron, that if you were given custody instead of your former husband, Sari would no longer have contact with these… Autobots?

Megatron:  *big grin*  I can absolutely promise you that, Your Honour.

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