PFFT. 😀
Isaac: But I’ve been Sari’s primary caretaker since she was a baby!
Megatron: Only because you kept her from me! While you had me locked up in your attic!
*mutterings in the court*
Megatron: *cranking up the tears* And – and he lets her run around with those terrible, dangerous robots, those Autobots!
Judge: Hmmm. Am I given to understand, Mr. Megatron, that if you were given custody instead of your former husband, Sari would no longer have contact with these… Autobots?
Megatron: *big grin* I can absolutely promise you that, Your Honour.