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pluckyminna:

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scifiblogofbullshit:

 I’m having a crisis. The time of Surak was the time of the Vulcan Nuclear War and not during what I assumed would be the Vulcan crusade times with armour and weapons and shit. This changes everything.

If they had the technology to make nuclear weapons then they had figured out how to make other technology like cameras. Computers. Televisions. Which means, Vulcans with their lack of emotional control and Surakian logic were running with our 21st-century technology doing some really crazy and stupid shit.

  Did they leap into trashcans to make their friends laugh? Did they run themselves into poles and walls with segway-like technology? Did some of their governments have to send out a public notice telling citizens not to try to take selfies with wild sehlats like we do with bears?

Did they change the pitches of their sehlat’s cries to make songs like we do with dogs?

according to Spock’s World, surak was the wealthy heir to a vulcan business

then he saw the impacts of an antimatter bomb, had an existential crisis, and drove into the desert to cry

that was where he had his epiphany that vulcans needed to chill, and became so chill that all the other vulcans agreed that being chill seemed like it would solve a lot of problems

surak was a youtube influencer pass it on

he was actually an sjw with a tumblr, still available on Vulcan Archive Dot Org

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