thedameintheshiningarmour:

smallangryspider:

*The Avengers sitting around the living room*

Clint: let’s play Two Truths One Lie

Natasha: yeah i’ve heard of that one.

Peter: oh i’ll go first!

Peter: i’m small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!

Tony: that’s the right idea kiddo but it’s gotta be a bit more challenging for everybody-

Pepper: his eyes are brown.

Tony: ….

Tony: a building wHAT-

The Avengers: *Have to restrain Irondad so he doesn’t babyproof the whole world, while Peter sits on the sofa looking smol*