one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

therealdrakos:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I woke up in the middle of the night to find a snack, but the only snack I could find was myself… I had turned into a cheeto.

This could be read two ways, as a really smooth line or as something said by a cannibal.

I present third option, a smooth line by a smooth cannibal

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by a smooth cannibal.