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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

The verb form of Molly’s mollusks

What if you necromance a bar of lead and it turns into uranium? You’ve opened up a treasure chest op

If you keep necromancing the same thing over and over does it eventually turn into a star?

IF YOU NECROMANCE THE STAR
OVER AND OVER
WILL IT CREATE ANOTHER BIG BANG

Average necromancer: I will use my skeleton army to DESTROY THE KINGDOM

Blad-the-inhaler: One kingdom? Lazy.

I had a dream one time about a Necromancer who couldn’t control his powers, so he had to be really careful about where he slept since you never knew where there are ancient burial plots.