fandomsallaroundme:

Fanon!Ozpin: *evil, conniving, lies about everything, lures kids away from home to become sacrifices in a game of chess against satan incarnate*

Canon!Ozpin: I don’t know how to properly explain to a group of children I barely know and one of my few remaining friends that my genocidal, abusive ex-wife is an unstoppable monster in a way that won’t freak them out and make them give up hope like everyone else who’s ever found out.