Badly describe Thomas Sanders

katatles-the-fish:

what-even-is-thiss:

Again? Okay. I guess I can come up with another one.

*ahem*

And here we see the screeching Irish gay man. Not native to the woods of central Florida, he has nonetheless made himself at home. Observe while he lashes out in frustration, as he cannot open a package of scissors. All thought of finding a potential mate temporarily put out of mind, the screaming gay man pulls out his tool, a chainsaw, and lets out his iconic screech of frustration, possibly damaging his voice for later in the day. Stay tuned as we see if he survives his attempt to open the package of scissors, crucial to his survival in this modern environment.

can we make… narrating vines a thing