neko-ereri:

fuzzballsheltiepants:

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physicsofgridlock:

keyofmgy:

cannibalcoalition:

sonneillonv:

veliseraptor:

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Every single author on the list is male of course

Oh. 

I needed this today. 

I got KO’d after the first the first three words of the first entry

Oh jesus christ, it’s so much worse than I thought.

It’s all… so bad… wtf… not a single mention of a woman actually enjoying herself or coming. Am I surprised? No.

“empty my tanks”

i dont even

there…there is so much wrong…can’t…can’t handle this

I’m actually having a fucking aneurysm

I’ve seen words i cant unsee