silverxenomorph:

This scene in the TF Retribution novel had me in stitches. I could just hear the amount of annoyance Optimus had uttering the last sentence. When I read it I though “They are so totally married, they’re even bitching like they’ve been so for millions of years”.

I don’t know what Optimus’ pre-earth frame looked like so I just used the one we’ve seen. (I’m also pretty sure the lobster wasn’t Bisk – he’s not big enough).