me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

fartgallery:

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

feebledungeons:

bear-maximum:

pathfindernerds:

“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

lesbiansassemble:

Thor: Ragnarok + Ao3 tags

bombyxxx820:

I’m not good at English.
I read unicron#6 after I drew this. I sobbed.

zohbugg:

zohbugg:

Since I’ve decided to make a tiny R2D2 for my robotics class I spent the morning finding .wav files of the different sounds he makes but the original file names I knew would get confusing

so here I am sitting here psychoanalyzing and personifying as many of them as I can because okay yeah he’s beeping and chirping but what was he feeling

much better

liripip:

unleashthemidnight:

glixbitch:

uudenpaskanhaju:

Upea galaxy brain huomaus herra presidentti, arvasit meidän salaisuudet miten estetään metsäpaloja maassa missä mikään ei ole kuiva

I feel like there might be a slight difference in climate between Finland and California aksjdksja

I wish I was Finnish so I too could make fun of this 😂

American killed on Andaman island home to uncontacted people, body yet to be recovered

vivalatinamerica:

onlyblackgirl:

rafi-dangelo:

Y’all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault.

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business.

this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

American killed on Andaman island home to uncontacted people, body yet to be recovered

heroofthreefaces:

smarter-than-the-republicans:

tilthat:

TIL after a millionaire gave everyone in a Florida neighborhood free college scholarships and free daycare, crime rate was cut in half and high school graduation rate increased from 25% to 100%.

via reddit.com

That’s ONE millionaire. Imagine what all millionaires and billionaires could do for this country if they actually put their obscene wealth to practical use.

this is why you fucking tax the rich folks