Merlin: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?
Diane: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Merlin: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Diane: But I heard sirens.
Merlin: That was Meliodas.
Meliodas: I’m sorry, I got nervous.

OVERWATCH IS GIVING THE PEOPLE OF TUMBLR ROBOT KINKS AND I AM SHAMING IT

everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie:

mizushimo:

everythingyouthinkyouknowisalie:

shrineart:

“giving”

#for most of the robofuckers I know
#it’s been around a looong time
#this is just a new thing with robots in it so new robots to fuck

it’s like that post from when Age of Ultron came out

‘about every three years people realize other people want to fuck robots’

And people like me in the transformers fandom laughing my ass of cause, honey

have you SEEN my blog? (avert your eyes here there be smutt of many many kinds, pay heed the tags)

We are self-labeled robofuckers

And we welcome you

we have decades of content for you to enjoy, the fan artists and writers are absolutely amazing, we have looots of feels

for the love of gods, please be polite.

*coughs* It’s 100% Overwatch’s fault, and has nothing do with this guy-

Or this one-

 CERTAINLY not this bot-

AND NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE GIANT ROBOTS THAT TURN INTO TRANSPORTATION VEHICLES HAS EVER LUSTED AFTER THIS BEAUTIFUL TRAINWRECK

I think this is the best addition I’ve seen yet

monsterboynyx:

violaslayvis:

‪This will be our new lives if capitalism continues to exist‬

Just so you all know, the fire was likely caused by a private electric company, that essentially has a monopoly here, and could have been prevented if they shut off power in that area for only a few hours.

They chose not to because they wanted to maximize profit potential. This was more important to them than the entire town of Paradise.

No Corporation is your friend. No Corporation will ever care about the good of others unless it is profitable to do so.