kushblazer666:

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

your mother is funnier than literally everyone on tumblr

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

#Satisfaction.

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

my cat is rly mean to my sister so my family is having an intervention w my cat to ask her to stop swatting my sister

the intervention didnt work.

reverseblackholeofwords:

greenglitchbitch:

fischyplier:

I love Chica!!

Chica Bica!!

tumblr 2019 prediction

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

mechalesbian:

every day, at exactly the same time each day, staff chooses a blog at random and terminates it

well this post turned out to be uncomfortably prophetic

cozylittleartblog:

this wasn’t supposed to get posted but then this went off and got over 1000 notes and i was like “fuck it they deserve it”. it was inspired by some comment the original got on deviantart.

~~also can i just say how hard it is to un-fuck prime’s anatomy so he’s not HyperStylized and he still fits into my style because hoo boy that was a Pain~~

[DON’T: tag as kin/me/etc, remove caption, or edit/repost – ko-fi – commissions]

sharkbewbs:

Don’t tell me this wouldn’t happen

simplessence:

mixed-apocalyptic:

jason-peeta-todd:

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

3. [alternate plural] all’a y’all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s
5. [future tense] y’all’ll

cryingsaltbaby:

We been knew, hon

fuckyeahanarchistposters:

“Many blame queers for the decline of this society – we take pride in this.

Some believe that we intend to shred-to-bits this civilization and it’s moral fabric – they couldn’t be more accurate.

We’re often described as depraved, decadent and revolting – but oh, they haven’t seen nothing yet.”