miracle-falcon:

I am in AWE of the confidence on display here.

sighborg:

Teacher: You can’t write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

erydumaenhir:

doberbutts:

khayr:

🤔

Your dog is a fucking weirdo and I love her

your dog g oes from not knowing how beds work to just ‘oh, computer restart, k now’

amtrax:

it-finna-get-lit:

Ok so why are people mad about the Pokemon designs in Detective Pikachu? Literally like dozens of them are known for being unnecessarily dark.

Haunter licks people until they seizure themselves to death

Cubone IS WEARING THE SKULL OF HIS DEAD MOM

Phantump is a dead kid possessing a tree

Kadabra is a kid who’s trapped in his own (now mutated) body

Lampent’s fire is fueled by souls of the damned

Metapod doesn’t move because it’s afraid of it’s organs spilling out

Palossand collects bodies and carries them everywhere it goes

Mewtwo is a failed lab experiment that hung out with a stillborn child (who then melted before his very eyes when he was just a kid)

Ditto is a melted mew (who in fact, is a cat fetus)

Drifloon will carry away children (never to be seen again)

Cacturne eats hikers who pass out from exhaustion

Drowzee sneaks into children’s rooms and eats their dreams

Ships that go into areas that house Jellicents are never seen again

Don’t even get me started on Lavender Town

Pinsir tears its victims in half

Yamask is carrying around a peeled-off face of a human

Oh, and these sweet little guys right here?

T H E Y D R I N K B L O O D

Feel free to add any extras that I missed

How are humans in the Pokemon world not extinct??

blunixes:

Oh no, it’s the malicious gamer.

ttundercracker:

Kup: Face it kid, you’re just not fit for leadership

Hot Rod: *become prime*

Kup:

ellistruggle:

randomslasher:

Ok but Patton being super sweet and kind to Deceit and trying to include him and help him get along with the others and Deceit being like “wtf???” and Virgil in his soft soft Christmas sweater leaning against the banister and holding a mug of coffee and shrugging like, “Don’t fight it, dude. Just let it happen. Trust me.”

this waters my crops