New girl in my Sunday school class: Are you a girl?
Me: No, but people used to think I was a girl.
Girl: Oh. Is that why the other teacher called you (deadname)?
Me: Yes, that’s my old name I used before I told people I’m not a girl. But I haven’t used my new name forever so sometimes (other teacher) forgets.
Girl: Okay. I’ll remember to use your new name! *bounces over to the toy cars*
…….
Me: I want you to start calling me Mx instead of Miss. Okay?
Little boy: Okay. *violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman, I broked the crayon.
Me: That’s probably because you stabbed the paper with it, buddy.
…….
3 y/o : Are you a boy or a girl?
Me: Sometimes I’m a boy. Sometimes I’m not a boy or a girl.
3 y/o: *proudly puffs out chest* I’m a girl all the time.
Me: Good for you, kiddo.
3 y/o: I know.
…….
Preschoolers understand better than any adult I’ve ever met.
Author: SarielGrace
TFs referring to people they can’t remember the names of as “Thingy” is my new favorite thing
I woke up in the middle of the night to find a snack, but the only snack I could find was myself… I had turned into a cheeto.
This could be read two ways, as a really smooth line or as something said by a cannibal.
I present third option, a smooth line by a smooth cannibal
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by a smooth cannibal.
My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.
me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:
The main difference between my Edgeworth and my Bratworth is just how I deliver lines. He’s a lot less confident, so he puts on a stronger face but gets taken off-guard more easily.
Images from @incorrectaceattorney (http://incorrectaceattorney.tumblr.com/post/168438497733/manfred-what-did-i-tell-you-about-calling-your)
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Phoenix: It’s clear that the REAL murder weapon was Updog!
Edgeworth: What is…‘Updog?
‘Judge: Ohhhh!
Gallery: Ohhhhh!
Defendant: Ohhhh!
The Real Murderer that’s a Witness on the stand right now: Ohhhh!
Phoenix: *skateboards out of the courtroom*
I think I’ve gotten this to work, like, three or four times, tops. So, like, 1-2% of the times I’ve tried.
Script by @stardust-and-mercury (http://stardust-and-mercury.tumblr.com/post/171763266505/phoenix-its-clear-that-the-real-murder-weapon)
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Danny DeVito responds to his shrine
Of course master devito,,,
It’s never too late to learn the right way to do things: button sewing technique via imgur → more…
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
I feel like I just reblog this every time it is on my dash, with hope that one day I will stop being such a goof about sewing buttons.
You mean someone don’t do it like this?
Yeah I was taught to just sew them flush against the fabric. It didn’t work as well as I thought it should…
Yeah, I’m so downloading a copy of this post because buttons and I do not like each other.
I worked as a costume designer and assistant in a costume shop for 2 years and honest 2 god this will save your life.
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