tolkienhoe:

the scene where aragorn pours out eowyn’s soup gets 10000 times funnier when you remember that he’s a greasy ass ranger that has probably eaten Dirt for breakfast several times. Her cooking is just that bad. Not even the Dirt Man will eat it

nahzo:

roachpatrol:

i’m so puzzled by harry potter fics where hermione’s doing the majority of the childcare instead of ron. hermione is ruthless and driven and a single child and boy does she get easily frustrated with people being stupid or weak. ron’s from a big family with an attentive mom and he’s an extremely sweet and supportive guy. if i was going to pick a full-time parent i’d go with ron every time. 

like ron is the parent that teaches you to read and write and cook and ride a broom and share your toys and make up with your friends. hermione is the parent that picks your schoolyard bully up by the scruff and throws him over the fence and gets banned from all future PTA meetings. 

robot-tit:

robot-tit:

How come cishet men dont know how fat, bone and muscle work

Like I’ve seen art where they grab bare titty/ass and its drawn like they’re grabbing a memory foam pillow your hand doesn’t sink in to those things that’s not how anatomy works and if you’re grabbing someone that hard, it’s gonna really hurt!!!

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

mamasoygay:

@ironicdragonstrider mark my fucking worms