there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…
Cinderella …
this comment has utterly undone me
Author: SarielGrace
guy:
Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time
So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution
Good news everyone!!
Princess baby got an upgrade!!!
She says thank you for all the love 💕
this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com
if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
Connor: I would die for the cause.
Markus: Thank you, Connor. I appreciate your
contribution and I’m honestly-Hank [standing a few feet behind
Connor, pointing his gun at Markus’ chest]: *mouthing* Don’t
you fucking dare.Markus: -reALLY ofFENdED. I wOULD NEVER LeT AnYTHIng
haPPEN To YoU.Hank: Much better.
Connor: Fight me (ง •̀_•́)ง
Nines [slowly emerging from the shadows so that only his head is showing]: Do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun brother if you ever want to see the light of day again
RK900: I don’t think you should drink any more coffee.
Gavin: Coffee cures depression.
RK900: I don’t think it works that way…
Gavin: More espresso, less depresso.
RK900: For the last time Gavin you can’t just rhyme all your problems away!
ML: Scarlet Lady au Chat: Chat noir and Marigold snaps
Scarlet lady: (Just arriving) Im here.
Chat noir: I knew I heard the sound of Cloven hooves.
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Scarlet Lady: Oh go jump off a building.
Marigold: If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ
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Scarlet Lady: You know what is surprising.
Chat noir: You being helpful?
Marigold: You saying something intelligent?
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Scarlet Lady: Sorry I am late.
Chat noir: Someone locked you in your cage again?
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Scarlet Lady: I will think of a way out of this.
Marigold: Please don’t strain yourself.
Chat noir: Doing something for the first time is always difficult.
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Scarlet Lady: If I really spoke my mind about what I thought of you, you would be crying in a corner.
Marigold: If you really spoke your mind, you would be speechless.
ML: Scarlet Lady au Chat: Chat snaps Vol 2
Scarlet Lady: Ill have you know I am a 10.
Chat noir: Same as your IQ.
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Scarlet Lady: Chat noir its your worst nightmare.
Chat noir: Stop announcing your arrival.
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Scarlet Lady: Ugh, this is so irritating.
Chat noir: Are you finally able to hear yourself speak?
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Scarlet Lady: One of these days you will realized how lucky you are to have a partner like me.
Chat noir: Just like that, going into a coma sounds much more appealing.
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Scarlet Lady: That is disgusting!
Chat noir: Did you accidentally look into a mirror again.
—–
Scarlet Lady: Looks like I stepped up my game today.
Chat noir: I assure you that is not a difficult task.
—–
Chat noir: I don’t think your costume should be based on a Ladybug. It should be based on a starfish.
Scarlet Lady: Because I am a star?
Chat noir: Because you have no brain.
ML: Scarlet Lady au chat: Marigold snaps Vol 2
Scarlet lady: Looks like my job here is done.
Marigold: You didn’t even do anything!?
Scarlet Lady: (Leaves)
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Chat noir: We have to hurry, leave behind everything that is slowing you down.
Marigold: (Turns to Scarlet Lady) You heard the man, stay here.
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Scarlet Lady: Ill have you know I am very useful.
Marigold: Yes, where else will the world get its supply of hot air?
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Marigold: I am not saying you are stupid.
Scarlet Lady: Good I…
Marigold: But if brains were rain, you would be a desert.
—–
Scarlet Lady: You are just jealous that I am prettier then you.
Marigold: Silence 4, Two 10s are talking. (Turns to Chat noir) You were saying?
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Scarlet Lady: If it wasn’t for me Paris would be in ruin.
Marigold: If it wasn’t for you it wouldn’t be in ruin right now!
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Chat noir: (Filling out Crossword puzzle) What is another word for Useless?
Marigold: Scarlet lady.
Scarlet lady: OI!
Chat noir: It fits.
Yan: Wilford, how do you ask someone out?
Wilford: Well, first you-
Dark: Don’t ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom
Host: …And you said yes?









