danishpineapple:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

Black Panther came out in February

metatronrailgun:

shitpost-senpai:

Gamer Rodney

The other day I told my wife I like the story in Portal.

She says “why? The plots full of holes!”

Rodney Gamerfield

audiointerference:

terminatedapathy:

Decepticon culture is laughing manically at your mundane successes.

theotheristhedoctor:

katniss-everbeans:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

brbjellyfishing:

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

Dr. London with the shits 😂

So, here’s the thing:

Do you know what pulling cueballs and gummy bears out of people DOES make doctors experts in?

THE SAFETY AND LABELLING OF THOSE PRODUCTS

Those age warnings on boxes, and the advice about where to get help from, and where not to put things, comes pretty much straight from medical opinion.

It’s medical opinion that decides if something’s a choking hazard. If doctors think it is, then it is, end of story.

So if medical opinion is that people shouldn’t have devices that put bullets in them, based on their experience of pulling devices from said people, then they are the ONLY experts worth listening to, and they ARE experts.