rockequalsmysanity:

0-coran-the-gorgeous-man-0:

anti-teenidol:

jaywayup:

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

My friend is trans!

((I am the trans friend.

not the only one bro

sk8-or-die-dude:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

trapcard:

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

thesememesofyours:

gallusrostromegalus:

poplitealqueen:

lynati:

replicated:

replicated:

Experiencing brutal cold for a period of time every year keeps you humble

That’s why Californians are like that

Time to plastic over the windows for the season.

????? Why??????????

You put the plastic on the windows to stop the heat from leaking out of your house from between the panes, through the glass itself, and where the window is attatched to the rest of the house.  This does make a drastic difference in the temeprature of your house and the amount of gas/electricity needed to keep it warm.

Some other Winter Things:

• If you think there’s going to be an exceptionally deep freeze, you open up all the cabinets in the house to warm the air in there and keep the pipes from freezing/bursting.
• If you’re going to be away for a while in winter, it’s adviseable to turn your water off to avoid the same.
• Putting an electric Blanket between your topcover and bedsheet and pre-heating your bed for half an hour so you don’t get a chill going to bed.
• Applying literal vasaline to your lips if you’re going to be in the cold for an extended time (more than 10-20 min, depending on latitude), becuase chapstick won’t cut it and your lips will split and bleed and HURT
• Doing the same to your nose
• Your tears go from liquid to gooey trying to produce a similar protection for your eyes.  You can also feel the water freeze on your eyes if you step directly out into the cold.
• Also since I know you’re a socal person- in the far north you can get as little as eight hours of daylight. 7AM to 3 PM.  You need to by the most obnoxiously bright light possible and sit beside it or you will actually literally develop psychosis in some cases.  It’s 4:30 and you need to take the dog out? it’s pitch black out.
• Everything is covered in ice, which will alternately cause you to slip and break something, burn, or actually tear off your skin.
• Christmas and the pressure to be jolly is much stronger in places with Winter. Get your Holly Jolly On In this Frozen Black Hellscape!!!  It’s why people go real bananas on the holiday lights.  they’re trying to stave off the void.

all this is telling me is that we were absolutely NOT meant to live above 39 degrees latitude

bendingsignpost:

oliverqueenlance:

mynameisarrakis:

trash-bot:

reystars:

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

Unfridge your wives 2017

Unfridge your wives 2018

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

revisiting book series from childhood is so weird when you’re significantly older than the protagonist. as an 8 year old kid i was like “wow he’s 13 thats so old and mature” but now im like…..what the fuck kind of cop teams up with a middle school kid to take down a criminal conspiracy. just give him a gun. it’s cool. 

holly, who is a 80 and doesnt fully understand human ages in relation to fairy ones: 13? that seems like a reasonable and legitimate age for a human to do crimes. 

i remember scenes where he travels around the world to meet with smugglers and stuff. imagine being a criminal and meeting with some contact and its fucking young sheldon.