pangur-and-grim:

Grim……. that’s selfish…… please give her more space

Grim, you’re crumpling her

playgrounder:

colorfeels:

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

thottavius-rex:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles

Are millennial killing the [can’t legally be considered cheese] industry?

r33yd:

I have a 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑜𝓃𝑔𝑒 headcanon about Franziska being super happy whenever she sees her little brother smiling

HERE’s a chaotic word:

mousathe14:

gomboc123:

dietmountainmadewka:

idionkisson:

iguanamouth:

scotchtapeofficial:

owobowos

#pwease no infwinite cycew of cweation and destwuction

Humankind cannowt gain anyfing wifout fiwst giving somefing in retuwn.
To obtain, somefing of equaw vawue must be wost. That is awchemy’s
first waw of Equivawent Exchange.

😉

I hate all of you

tokillapromqueen:

I’ll FUCKING DIE FOR YOU I WON’T HESITATE BITCH

fuck-ler:

poiregourmande:

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

weissrose:

“Thank me later!”