Only way this shit gonna top marvel is if I get my own 8 foot tall genetically engineered avatar with some timbs and a long ass usb weave I can connect to trees and horses too the fuck
Avatar holds 2nd for the most money *ever* in the box office, when adjusted for inflation. Avengers is 13th. Avatar is the all-time worldwide highest grossing movie of all time too. Like Marvel is good at making movies but probably not gonna do better than Avatar
Name the main characters in Avatar. I’ll wait.
The only reason Avatar made so much money was because the CGI was REVOLUTIONARY at the time of its creation.
People spent money on a movie that looked pretty and then realized it was fucking shit. Avatar is the reason I have a bit of trust issues regarding movies that look beautiful.
the only reason people got back into the public mind was because the park stuff at Disney is pretty.
So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office – one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”
Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.
When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.
And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.
I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI
This scene in the TF Retribution novel had me in stitches. I could just hear the amount of annoyance Optimus had uttering the last sentence. When I read it I though “They are so totally married, they’re even bitching like they’ve been so for millions of years”.
I don’t know what Optimus’ pre-earth frame looked like so I just used the one we’ve seen. (I’m also pretty sure the lobster wasn’t Bisk – he’s not big enough).
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