dragon-in-a-fez:

darklordtomarry:

ronaldswheezy:

sp00kylexa:

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. – Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

existentialpizzaman:

I mean sure I watch buzzfeed unsolved but mainly because I think it’s the funniest fucking thing on the entire planet that it’s these two mediocre, over dramatic American morons go to these terrifying places and just sort of stand there and do absolutely nothing, stick some fun graphics in between shots, out loud ask if there are any ghosts here with barely any more investigation and then just….leave, and the fan base has somehow decided that Shane Madej, a buzzfeed employee, is a whole demon.

wardenmcpherson:

dontbeanassbutt:

if you voted for ted cruz, get the fuck off my blog. I do not want to interact with anyone who did, I don’t want you interacting with my posts. Beto is what Texas needed and now Cruz is back in fucking office.

i’m livid.

I ain’t here to debate ethics or whatever; if you didn’t vote Beto, unfollow. If you voted Cruz, unfollow. No discussion. Go away.