softheartedbutch:

it worries me so much that there’s been this (mostly unintentional) culture built up around coming out, to where young lgbt kids are putting themselves in danger at school and at home because they don’t want to “live a lie.” i just want to say, i came out when i was 15 and it created a lot of difficulties in my life that i could have avoided by waiting until i was older. it isolated me socially, it exposed me to homophobia from my parents, my family, my teachers, and my classmates at the most important developmental stages of my own confidence and sense of self… closeted people are not living a lie. closeted people are surviving. don’t let anyone pressure you to come out before you’re ready. don’t put yourself at risk when you don’t have to.

fuzipenguin:

tonysamare:

venom: I require a strong, hard, strong willed hos-

eddie: *trips over his own foot and falls into a trash can*

venom: I want that one.

accurate summary of the movie… 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

minerfromtarn:

fandomsandanythingelse:

princelogical:

wishem:

supersaiyansaint:

wishem:

qualitydoggo:

brendaonao3:

sensei-wrong:

symbiote-spideypool:

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

I am sorry Cable looks like that

I laughed my ass of at “bad guy uwu” I love this entire comic so much

The most dangerous of all bad guys

@m4rloe5

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen

@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

As if this wasn’t hillarious enough, Peter “I am a Spider Meme” Parker yelling “YEET” as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect

lizbid33:

xscarletxwitchx:

agentcarter126:

xscarletxwitchx:

tinytravisty:

xscarletxwitchx:

ok so yea peter and shuri are the meme gods,,,,but like vision is part jarvis,,,,,,and jarvis like was the internet kinda so he would understand all of their references, but i feel like he would see why they’re funny so peter or shuri would be like “tHiS BiTcH eMpTy…” and vision would respond, without any sort of emotion “yeet.”

Peter, finding the empty milk in the fridge after pouring cereal in his bowl: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Vision, reading the paper across the room: *casual monotone vouce*Yeet

shuri, with tears in her eyes: i thought u were bae…

vision, not looking up from his book: turns out you’re just fam

Peter chilling at the avengers pool, notices bucky and Steve in the hot tub: two bros chilling in a hot tub..

Vision, sitting in a lounge chair to the side: 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

peter once texts him “h-hewwo…mistew vision…” and vision responds “sometimes i wish i was jared,19”

Peter: Mr. Vision I would die for you 🙂

Vision, without even looking up: Then Perish

systlin:

simonalkenmayer:

If you’re discouraged about the election results

Don’t be. You’re hearing media do what it does: harp on one person’s lack of enthusiasm and make it seem that that one opinion is held by thousands.

This race went precisely as I thought it would. Precisely.

And it was absolutely a massive success.

So let me tell you why, so that you feel better and can easily put down the annoying crowing that republicans are going to do, because they managed to cling to a few things.

If the votes fall as I believe they will, the democrats will have retaken the house by some 30 seats. This is impressive and somewhat unique in our country’s history. The GOP, upon taking the house originally, jerrimandered these districts in impressively screwball ways. Wherever that rigging has been overturned, the districts have gone blue. Which is, of course, why they did it. Democrats have the house now, 30ish flips in republican rugged districts. 15 of those being female candidates.

That is absolutely impressive.

A few key candidates to whom many people were paying close attention did not perform as people desired. Abrams, O’Rourke, Gillum. Well…I’m not surprised. Abrams faces absolute state wide fraud. Her opponent being the person also in charge of voter registration, withholding some 50k votes of which 70% were black. Voter intimidation. This is blatant corruption. And yet still…her race was very close. So too with Beto. Ted Crews was a presidential candidate! When he took Texas, he did so with a wide margin. Last night in Texas he was fighting tooth and nail. Gillum’s goobenatorial race for Florida was a figurative dead heat. 99% of the vote in—49% Gillum, 49.7% DeSantis. These are CLASSICALLY and FULLY republican regions in which Trump took the presidency by huge margins. That these races, with all those challenges, were as close as they were PROVES that something unprecedented happened.

3-400% voter turnout increases for a midterm election. Mostly with the youth.

But let’s talk about what it means to have the house.

Now I know you’re probably concerned about the federal judgeships that are about to pop up for consideration, and it’s true that the Senate was needed to stop approvals of those candidates, but…

Control of the house means that Democrats now take hold of some critical committees. These committees are the very ones that will be overseeing corruption allegations. Ways and Means, energy and Commerce, Financial Services, Intelligence, appropriations, foreign affairs, armed services, judiciary, transportation and infrastructure, and…government reform.

How do you feel now?

The worst political fallout of a GOP controlled government, the worst sound bites that weren’t Trump’s, the worst slaps across the face? All came from footage of those very same committees. Those committees now belong to Democrats.

Massive policy shifts also occurred in many classically conservative states—legalizing marijuana votes, Florida giving the vote back to former criminals who’ve served their time thus giving the vote back to a HUGE portion of the African-American Community that has been held in check by a racist and classicist policing method, then there were upsets in many small ways too.

I promise you…this is all excellent and it will have truly important and forceful impact. In 2020, if we can keep that same enthusiasm and rage, the entire government will shift. But that can only happen if we keep moving forward, if the candidates who won keep their noses to the grindstone and push back hard, if you and I and everyone on the ground continues to talk about this and force out bigots and greed.

Do not be discouraged. I promise you…this was an amazing election. Don’t focus on a few bright stars and think that all is lost because they fell. There is a great deal happening here, and one thing I know from being at sea—when a wave is building, there is first a terrifying shift, as the water level begins to build. The ship will begin to dip and then of a sudden, the swell will begin. The ship raises and passengers suddenly realize that the were much higher than before, with an incredible view. Then the wave crests and destroys what’s in its path.

We didn’t see a wave crest tonight. So what. That means it’s a much larger wave than we realized. It will crest in the future. But only if that fluid pressure is maintained.

This is good. It is. So long as everyone keeps working. This is good.

Calm down. Have a glass of champagne. A cup of tea. When they Trumpet all their noise…say nothing. Nothing needs to be said. You’re higher than you were with an excellent view of the ending. So relax. Don’t fret.

Listen to Simon, y’all. Simon is wise. 

lhyllis:

thepraxianweasleygeek:

Honestly, the fact that jro made his start in fanfic makes that ‘over to you’ feel really, really important.

Cause idk, a lot of authors say something similar when a thing they wrote comes to a close but… Roberts full-on created a parallel universe where the adventures of the Lost Light never stop, and are infinite in possibility, and it really does feel, because of that, like he’s genuinely given us one last gift. Anything we write or draw or create taking place in that universe may as well have happened. Why shouldn’t it?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before, where a creator has gone: Here’s your very own universe, where anything goes. Have fun!

I’ll admit, it made me tear up. Authors who care about the future of their legacy make me weepy and sentimental.

Authors who love and trust their fanbase with the characters they have put so much time and passion into straight up make me cry.