flabbergasties:

Key West elected Teri Johnston, Florida’s first openly lesbian mayor

New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress

Colorado elected Jared Polis, the first openly gay governor in the US

Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim woman (alongside Rashida Tlaib) elected to Congress

Massachusetts elected Ayanna Pressley, the first black woman elected to Congress in Massachusetts

Kansas elected Sharice Davids, an openly gay ex-MMA fighter and one of the first Native American women (alongside Deb Haaland) elected to Congress

Michigan elected Rashida Tlaib, the first Palestinian-American (and first Muslim woman, alongside Ilhan Omar) elected to Congress

Kentucky elected Nima Kulkarni, the first Indian-American elected to Kentucky House of Representatives

New Mexico elected Deb Haaland, one of the first Native American women (alongside Sharice Davids) elected to Congress

(As of 11/6/18 – 10:12 CT)

This is progress.  

mia8902:

“I’m a bit of a nobody…”

I hope this comic gets more recognition than my reaction on Deltarune since i worked on this REALLY HARD!!!

And guys, this is the scene that hurt me the most. I didn’t care too much about Undyne and Alphys’ relationship, or about any other character rather than Mettaton, since he was a big inspiration to everyone in the underground. His character in Undertale was beautiful. He was one of the characters that acted real and had a big place in my heart. Seeing him like this, made me feel absolutely terrible. I hope his dreams will come true in the future :’))

janothar:

fanfuckery:

liberalsarecool:

millennial-review:

Never normalize Nazis.

I hate _% of people statistics being used like “oh it’s such a small number” cause 1% is a small number but 1% of 7 billion is 70 million. That’s more than the population of the UK, France or Italy.

6% of the US is 19 million, as stated above. There are only 3 states that have over 19 million people in them. 19 million is the population of the entire state of New York. That’s more than half the population of California.

Taking populations and turning them into percentages is okay until you try to say “oh that’s not a lot of people” but the reality is… That’s millions. That’s enough to be its own country. That’s fucking scary.

For comparison, that’s 3 neo-Nazis for every Jew in the country. Without allies, we don’t stand a chance.

sprachtraeume:

bigsmoike:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

bigsmoike:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

sighinastorm:

turtrussel:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

heatandapathy:

libertarirynn:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

I’m at an Italian restaurant now. They’re a local chain and my dad did good work for the founder. I told them my name and I got a private booth with a bottle of Sicilian wine “complements of the family”.

I was met by the owner and I said I was graduating law school soon. He patted me on the back and said “we might have some work for you”

What is this

You’re about to become a consigliere for The Godfather.

These words are going to be typed out by a court reporter some day.

Hardly. This isn’t the 50s

Duhnuhnuh MOB LAWYER!

I agree with Rynn!  You are being groomed to serve The Family.

They gave me a basket of cheesy bread without promoting and I don’t even have to breathe and the servers ask if I’m happy.

Let me reiterate. My dad is a doctor. He treated the wife of the founder and she responded very well. He’s a doctor. Nothing more.

A mob doctor. He fixes up gunshot wounds

He’s a Neurologist!

Gunshot wounds to the nerves

Looks like this post is gonna be evidence for a future legal case

mexicanalesbiana:

zenja-soba:

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*

Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”

Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

helila:

sunegami:

theladygodieva:

transcoranic:

evidence that I actually live in a video game

• I always wear the same clothing
• idle animation
• awkward dialog
• sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
• yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor

• I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 

• sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

• if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones