Shockwave, after spending most of his day doing some spectacular mental gymnastics just so he can find some vaguely logical reason to justify, both to himself and others, whatever bullshit experiment he feels like doing that day: It’s called science. Look it up, bitch.

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Word

porterdavis:

masterdipster:

isn’t mlb that show where that girl in a ladybug outfit is like in the middle of a ship war being shipped with a beautiful, stylish blonde and a cool, mysterious brunette

kufufufufufu:

so i made some memes

bettsplendens:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .

just turned 21; please do not speak to me without showing me that you have filed your taxes and are registered to vote .i do not consent

What do ghost economists pay attention to? Simple; the eek-onomy.

purplepingupenguins:

Stand up.

therealjacksepticeye:

septic-lauren:

An important message from the HDWGH Tour:

“It doesn’t matter where you come from, it doesn’t matter what you look like, it doesn’t matter what the color of your skin is, what gender you are, or whether your straight, gay, bi, or anything in between…”

“Because even though we all may look different on the outside, we may sound different, and act different…on the inside we are all the same, we’re all human. So it’s about time that we started treating each other like that. Building each other up, helping each other out, instead of tearing each other down all the time.”

– Seán McLoughlin

Be the hero of your own story!

petermorwood:

sdzoo:

Care to tango with the most eligible bachelor in hippo history? #TangoTonyTuesday

Sometimes hippos really do look like their cute cartoon counterparts.

Despite that, they’re the most dangerous animal in Africa; territorial, aggressive, nervous, and able to shift their ton-and-a-half at 30kmh / 20mph
after someone who’s annoyed them

or when in a hurry back to the water (hint – don’t be in the way).

Like certain rabbits, they’re equipped with nasty, big, pointy teeth (insert obligatory finger gesture here)…

These two aren’t yawning: it’s the hippo version of “This is a knife / no, THIS is a knife, come on if you’re hard enough…”