vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”

like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”

ursinos:

allthecanadianpolitics:

What’s that?

NDP governments actually know what they’re doing when it comes to fiscal and economic matters?

The BC NDP’s first budget was balanced and now that balanced budget’s surplus has grown to 1.35 billion dollars.

Contrast that to the debt load the B.C. Liberals put us through WHILE cutting social programs and giving away tax breaks to the rich:

Running on ‘Debt Free BC’ Slogan, Clark’s Liberals Added $10.85 Billion to Debt in Four Years

Almost like the NDP are an actual viable alternative to the lying bastards in the liberal and conservative parties….

how strange is that

jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”