SarielGrace

Iceman: Fire is my only weakness.

Wolverine: Yeah. Fire is everyone’s weakness. It’s fucking fire.

it’s her favorite trick!

snowdarkred:

so, uh

did anyone tell steve after he woke up from the ice that cigarettes cause cancer??

like

did that make the list of things they told him about or was it relegated to the list of things they didn’t bother with, like the fucking moon landing

steve rogers after the battle of new york: well that was stressful, anyone got a smoke i can bum?

everyone who grew up with anti-smoking PSAs: uh, you know those things can give you asthma, right?

steve rogers, asthmatic who was prescribed cigarettes by a doctor in the 40s: what

maptitude1:

Increased deaths from Trump’s rollback of EPA standards

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

redrosebluemoon:

Anybody else notice how fecking WHITE Headmaster Ozpin is compared to his other forms including Oscar? Like they all have a tan except for this fluffy snowball of a man.

That’s not hot cocoa he’s drinking, that’s a goddamn pumpkin spice LATTE.