Wait! DA is the reason the building is alive!?

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nightmarejasmine:

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olive-is-a-jim:

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thekilleropekui:

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In my AU? Absolutely, they move the rooms around and makes the items in the building run around like they’re in Prop Hunt. 

They used to be very rude and angry at Dark and Wilford but as the years passed and more egos joined the household, they grew to love the crazy family they were forced to watch. 

Oh, it also helps that the other egos acknowledge that the Office is alive and sentient. They might not know that the DA is trapped in the shattered mirror tucked into the rarely used entryway, but they treat the house with respect. 

That’s a Poltergeist.

A nice poltergeist that forces them to take lunch breaks and actually fucking sleep for once. 

DA: this bitch tired

spiritually chucks a blanket at Dr. Iplier:

SLEEP

More like

DA *sees Google in his lab at 3am*: You haven’t recharged in 38 hours? There’s a random trap door in your lab now that will drop you into your bedroom, oh and the door is missing to your room, and the windows are unbreakable.

Jims having a nightmare? That won’t do, air drops them into Bim’s room.

You act like they don’t already spend 85% of nights with Bim

Yea but DA decided to just drop them their from now on to make it easier for them…oh my~

The DA knew they all were demons! DA knows all secrets!

A) Bim is really only away from the Jims after Bedtime if he’s with a partner, or if he’s sick or he’s staying up way too long so no airdropping the Jims, airdropping Bim on the Jims tho… happens more often then Bim likes to admit since he routinely stays up for days at a time 😛

2) Of course, the DA knows all secrets, no matter where they are on the grounds or inside the Office, no matter if they locked the door, no matter if they disabled the Googles’ cameras, no matter the magic they surround themselves in, they’re always there and they physically can’t look away, or not listen in. At first, it was uncomfortable for the DA but they’re used to it now and revel in the fact that if they ever get out of the mirror they’ll have SO MUCH blackmail and gossip material  

Now I want to write a sassy DA after the whole…hehe hehehehehe hahaha I have ideas~

Lords the DA sounds like a sassy mother

Also now I can only picture egos having one way conversations and arguments with the house because the DA can’t answer.

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