theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

Logan: Patton we need to talk

Patton: Oh, about what?

Logan: Your new hobbies

Patton: What about them?

Logan: It’s great you’ve taken up knitting and cooking but-

Patton: Hee hee butt

Logan: But you just…can’t knit with spaghetti

Patton, knitting with spaghetti: But your sweater is almost al done-te

Logan: oh my god