annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago#summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks#october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year#today is already yesterday#2018#edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

incorrect-marvel:

Peter Parker, a gen z kid, in a casual conversation: Yeah, I saw Michelle beat the shit out of Flash. What a mood. We stan a queen. My wig has been snatched. She just yeeted him.

Eddie, a frustrated millennial who is coping with the fact that his sense of nihilism has been matched: What does that mean?

Tony, trying to connect with the youth: It means that Michelle has Big Dick Energy.