
Leave that poor boy alone your gonna give him anxiety.
“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.
entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman
his doctors: no really he’ll die
rabbis:
Pro tips:
*Mock fate
*Struggle against yourself
*Kill a god
*Invent a gender
*Go mad in the forest and run about like a wild beast
*Pet a cat
*Don’t talk to cops

5-hit fucking combo right here
That caption looks like something @markiplier would’ve written.
lads that post i just reblogged gave me a realization about starscream’s feet
u see the red on the inside?
hey okay so The Amazing World of Gumball was. SO CLOSE. to doing The Thing.
it is missing the third panel and i honestly believe that they were gonna put it in but they decided not to
reminder that this is the show that did this: