fucckingbagofbags:

birdbian:

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

this reads like a john mulaney bit

bob-belcher:

what a toothbrush would do if it came alive

toonasaurus:

charlesoberonn:

All fictional creatures’ behaviors should be modeled after cats.

Dragons? Scaly cats.

Demons? Infernal cats.

Elves? Talking cats.

the elf party member knocks your water off the table and calls you a bitch when you dont feed him at 3 in the morning

toomanymasks:

emo-sanders-sides-loving-unicorn:

biggest-goldiest-fish:

ladyprincepyro-blog:

kitty-mccat:

runforfreetherapy:

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

SECRET 

FREAKIN’

ROOMS

LIKE

PEOPLE

BUILD ROOMS

WITHIN ROOMS

BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

THAT’S RIGHT

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

HONESTLY THOUGH

YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

OR YOU’RE WRONG

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms. 

My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues.

I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.

This is my ultimate goal so far

Secret rooms are awesome! I’ve always wanted one!

OKAY, yeah they’re honestly amazing. How have we not been obsessing over this?

mmmirkabat:

iamliteraltrash1:

anticoffeebeans:

Seán uses Tumblr to create community fires

Twitter to just be weird.

Instagram to model.

He is a chameleon.

suprememosaique:

floating-in-fucking-space:

nerdgul:

turning21wasunimpressive:

madmadmadamem:

galpalsincorporated:

Stop asking little girls if they have boyfriends
Stop referring to the boys that little girls are friends with as their “little boyfriends”
Stop telling little girls they’re going to have boyfriends or be “boy crazy”
Stop raising children on heteronormativity and let them be children

Additionally:
1. It’s not funny
2. It’s not cute
3. You are embarrassing them
4. You are completely disregarding them when they tell you “no” and you insist

Stop doing the same to little boys too.

They are not “a little lady’s man.”

Don’t excuse him picking on a girl as him having a crush. Correct the behavior and stop treating it like it’s cute and normal.

Also stop insisting little boys have crushes on significantly older women. It’s gross.

Just let kids be kids.

Its not “men and women just cant be friends” its “you fourced romantic implications on children and made them uncomfortable/embarassed, socially conditioning them to not platonically interact with the opposite sex”

Stop it. let kids be kids. Let kids be friends

EXACTLY

My family members once referred to my 4 y/o cousin as a “pimp” ‘cause he was friends with a bunch of girls at his kindergarten

Like BITCH WHAT