Author: SarielGrace
there was a dialogue post about this it’s somewhere in my likes but its 3 in the morning
and the only thing im thinking about is getting the fuck to bed not searching for that post maybe later
anyway dont repost and also please dont tag as ship it yikeses me out kamski’s (in my take) more like uhh a weird uncle or smth
Someone tagged Neil Gaiman on my post and now I live in fear. Behind every like there is maybe Neil Gaiman. Every reblog could be Neil Gaiman. Are you Neil Gaiman? No? Well that’s something Neil Gaiman would say.
See that’s what I’m talking ab… wait a minute
Kris.. Where’s the Door?
I feel dumb, but I have no idea who’s Chuck Tingle…
You’re not dumb! Chuck Tingle is the terrifyingly prolific author of a huge number of very… niche… gay pornographic novels. Many of the early ones involved handsome shirtless men having sex with anthropomorphic dinosaurs, unicorns, cryptids, vehicles, etc. Over time, it seems like Tingle has gone more meta, and while he’s still the go-to author for steamy romance with billionaire dinosaur lawyers, he’s also released a number of books that are more like commentaries on his own work and popularity (like Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt) or political satire (the magnificently titled Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union and Slammed in the Butt by Domald Tromp’s Attempt to Avoid Accusations of Plagiarism by Removing All Facts or Concrete Plans from His Republican National Convention Speech).
These are all real books you can actually buy.
Chuck Tingle also has a Twitter where he writes oddly inspirational things about life and romance.
He also has a podcast where guest actually read his stories
One of the first episodes is “pounded in the butt by my own butt” read by welcome to nightvale’s Cecil Baldwin
Hey there Darkimoo, would be horrible if something were to happen to *trips Wilford* Wilford :3
Yeah, it would be horrible indeed (click image for better quality!)
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