Pink took Pearl’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and said, “Let’s never speak of this again.” After this, Pearl was literally incapable of talking about what she did.
In The Answer, Rose took Garnet’s hands, crossed them one over the other, and told her, “No more questions.”
I just want to point out that in the podcast they discussed one of the rules in the show bible being that Garnet can’t ask questions. The writers are not allowed to write garnet asking a question ever. The explanation was that they do this in order to keep her sounding decisive, which makes sense in keeping with her future vision and confident attitude. I literally have not thought about this scene since the episode aired and now I’m screaming because listen
Is this a cute nod to their writing strategy? OR is their decision to make this characterization rule alluding to a much much darker thing that they haven’t been telling us?
“Oh boy, 3am! Except you don’t get krabby patties you just get… depression.”
“Wake up America, science is gay.”
“Purgatory is hell for basic bitches.”
“How high would I have to drop 280 bananas for it to kill me?”
“I’m depressed, stressed, and ready to diiiiiiiiiiiie.”
“Knock knock. Who’s there? Is that the depression?”
“Shhh let me blame my Irresponsible sleeping habits on the sex squirrels.”
“Stop objectifying me. Or don’t, I’m not really sure.”
“Just let me do the alcohol!”
“I peaked as a zygote.”
“I’m not a person, I’m more of a sad sack of pasta.”
“Scientifically, dude, that’s big dick energy. Trust me, I know. I’m a science major.”
Steve Rogers:
“Just because you AmeriCAN doesn’t mean you AmeriSHOULD.”
*eating a peanut butter pie from Wegman’s* “I’ve never had sex, but this has to be better.”
“Have you ever been on the lam?”
“LETS GO AMERICA WHAT A TIME TO BE GAY”
“I had sex with a girl once. And by sex I mean I stared at her until she got uncomfortable.”
“Not with money, with my fists.”
“Use your penis wisely!”
“I’m a human icepack! It’s fine!”
Natasha Romanoff:
“It’s not murder if the ice cream does it.”
“I’m a certified bitchTM.”
*said with hella shade* “Honey, I knew you in 2015 and you did not look like that.”
“All you need is Disney World and sex, preferably sex at Disney World.”
“I am a little petite skinny-ass white bitch and I’m not scared of Chicago. It’s not that scary!”
Clint Barton:
“Wine is like the liquid ghosts of dead grapes.”
“TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“
“You sent her over here to touch me!”
“Caw-caw bitch!”
“This is why I love being on the floor. I can spread out like a starfish.”
“I’m gonna eat in the sammich.”
Bruce Banner:
“You know what, if it doesn’t work out, I’m just gonna move to Peru and be a goat farmer.”
“By default that makes you 10% less smarter.”
“Sometimes I wish I was a platypus.”
“You are not you when you’re Snickers.”
“Chem is basically memorization and math… Bio is all memorization and physics is all math… oh my god.”
“Like, 27% of the time, I just wanna drop everything and go live alone in a cave just to avoid people, you know?”
Thor:
“Bagels are the only things that should be separate but equal.”
“It doesn’t make sense… but I understand.”
“I have the power of God and Potassium on my side!!!!!”
“The only thing we snort is the smell of old books.”
“Whoooaaaaa… Lip syncing is just air vocals.”
“Deer are basically just giant horse dogs.”
“OUT OF THE 1 UNIVERSE 9 PLANETS 7 SEAS SEVEN CONTINENTS 809 ISLANDS AND 208 COUNTRIES U HAVE TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS!”
Sam Wilson:
“Everything you need to know in life you can learn from two movies: The Lion King and The Godfather.”
“The government didn’t invent birds!”
“I can feel the racism, it’s radiating. Like greenhouse gasses.”
“People don’t think shit be like it do, but it do.”
“Can I offer you an earbud in these trying times?”
Wanda Maximoff:
“This bitch has glowing eyes!… This bitch! Has glowing eyes!!!”
“I’m not a virus, guys. You can sit down.”
“I’m having a hard time existing today.”
Rhodey:
“I want a gun that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny guns that shoots tiny bullets.”
“Step 1: Apply physical contact to the friend area.”
“I got bitch-slapped by Jesus on a roller-coaster.”
Vision:
“Am I a Barbie doll or a Tonka truck?”
“It’s a Girl Scout badge for my brain.”
“I feel weird without my butt.”
“I am fake people.”
“It was dabomb dot… edu. I’m educated.”
“I guess I’m a plant. *Holds out arms and looks to the sun* PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!”
Peter Parker:
“Look, all of the money we’re not spending on alcohol… we can spend on fruit snacks.”
“Chicken is just an evolved egg.”
“Guys… I can feel that apple juice in my nose.”
“What if you had hot dogs for arms?”
“Guys… what if you woke up one day and had dick fingers?”
“This bitch cute… YEET!”
“Snocks.”
*Encouraging friend to eat a brownie* “Oh, come on! We don’t have to worry about heart disease for a few more decades!”
“The only thing I have ever used my twitter for was to live tweet high school musical at the ten year reunion, so I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
*takes a long sip of a Capri Sun* “You gotta fuck the system… before the system… fucks you.”
Loki:
“I can stab Anyone with Anything because I believe in Jesus Christ.”
“I am uncultured, I am swine, get the fuck over it.”
“I have two emotions: harp and hatred.”
“I’m feeling very stabby.”
Pepper Potts:
“I’m officially The Business BitchTM.”
“Oh good. Oh grand. Oh fuck my life.”
*distressed* “I can’t eat. I’m a woman.”
Bucky Barnes:
“We are all the murder scarf.”
*when asked how they got a smoothie* “I killed a man.”
“I’ll have you know, I am the resident fish.”
“Who I am I?”
*happily* “Looks like there’s some internal bleeding going on.”
“Oh look! Dead people.”
“You look like you murdered the Cookie Monster!”
Scott Lang:
“What if I did an armed robbery… but instead of asking for money, I ask for cellos.”
These are actually shrews!! They all hold onto the base of each other’s tails and travel in a line so they don’t get lost from their mother while out in the open! ((What makes it even better; these little groups are referred to as caravans!))
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