Author: SarielGrace

tredlocity:

Deltarune takes place in an alternate timeline, so it doesn’t take place before or after undertale. The monsters were never driven underground. Asriel lived and grew up and went to college. Undyne has both eyes and has never met Alphys, who is more into western comics and cartoons instead of anime and manga (tho she started reading Mew Mew Kissy Cutie recently). Bratty and Catty aren’t BFFs, they hate each other. Mettaton is still a ghost. Toriel and Asgore got divorced for probably normal reasons. Gerson Boom and the Shyren are dead. Sans fucked your mom.

racingbarakarts:

myblogisnotinteresting:

racingbarakarts:

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose